Friday, June 20, 2008

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull: The Abridged Script

Hilarious abridged script of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. It's full of spoilers in case you haven't seen the film yet. And it reads like a Mad magazine movie satire:
CATE BLANCHETT: Pryvet, Harrison. I am evil Soviet. You vill help me find Moose and Squirrel, yes?

HARRISON FORD: Holy Christ, you’re not going to talk like that the whole movie are you?

CATE BLANCHETT: Da. You vill help locate MacKuffin now.

...

JIM BROADBENT: Sorry Harrison, but the government thinks you might be a Soviet. Apparently someone rented “K-19: The Widowmaker” and panicked.

HARRISON FORD: Bullsh*t, nobody saw that movie.
Ha. Well I saw K-19. Pretty good film but Ford's Russian accent was worse than Cate Blanchett's
posted by Bob at 6/20/2008 08:30:00 AM  | | digg | del.icio.us | reddit