Uncomfortable Plot Summaries

137 uncomfortable plot summaries of movies, TV series and books. Some favorites:

ALIENS: An unplanned pregnancy leads to complications.
DELIVERANCE: Tourists experience local hospitality.
DIE HARD: Dysfunctional cop saves marriage by murdering foreign national.
GROUNDHOG DAY: Misanthropic creep exploits space/time anomaly to stalk coworker.
JURASSIC PARK: Theme park’s grand opening pushed back.
KARATE KID: Boy gains acceptance through violence.
KILL BILL: Irresponsible mother wants custody of her child.
LORD OF THE RINGS: Midget destroys stolen property.
MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL: British comedy troupe inadvertently creates language lab for nerds.
RED DAWN: Despite shock-and-awe tactics, a superior occupying force is no match for a tenacious sect of terrorist insurgents.
RISKY BUSINESS: Privileged rich kid gets everything he wants with no consequences.
SCARFACE: Immigrant finds running his own business stressful, dangerous.
STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE: Religious extremist terrorists destroy government installation, killing thousands.
TERMINATOR: An unplanned pregnancy leads to complications.

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Bob Congdon